Muddy Roads Festive 5k – 16th December 2024
by Paul Smith
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Another action packed weekend, “auld” Frank Best flying the flag for the age cat 70-74 chalking up a triple century of parkruns at Sedgefield, whilst young Ross in his 11-14 age category notching his 100th at Jubilee – throw in North Eastern Cross Country Champs at Temple Park for some and then a wild CrookAC Christmas Party you’d think that would be enough excitement for anybody but no, Joanne Hope swapped her party gear for festive run wear and admittedly also feeling a little worse for wear along with yours truly reaching into his vast wardrobe, which can only be described as replicating Mr Benn’s favourite fancy dress shop, and on Sunday morning we both headed to jail, not passing go and not collecting £200
Ho Ho Jo and Noddy Holder were the only Crook AC representatives but don’t worry Mr. President, club colours of gold and scarlet, especially red shorts were not required as it was a Muddy Roads Festive 5k and Christmas attire was to be encouraged by the organisers and boy did everyone make an effort!
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer, Kings From The Far (North) East, shepherds abandoning their flocks, a plethora of Santas, even a squad of female Minnions made their way around the wooded trail course encouraged by some 70’s washed up glam rock star yelling “BABY BABY BABY ….IT’S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAS” en route, before entering through security fencing and gates to be cheered and supported by residents of Kirk Levington who were staying at his Majesty’s pleasure, some were helping out as marshals and also presented cakes to all participants after they’d been awarded their Santa design medal.
A fun morning and so relaxed considering the location and surroundings, all were made to feel welcome by HMP staff along with the “in mates” there was no pressure with performance during the 5k as mobile phones and wait for it….. Garmin (other smart watches are available) were forbidden, due to security reasons….. I was suffering from cold turkey (there were a few of those running too gobbling up the 3.1 miles) running without data was indeed alike to running naked, I was lost without my time piece on my wrist, I even attempted to stop my Garmin at the finish line as a force of habit.
Great to chat afterwards in the café where bacon butties were available along with the aforementioned cake, most enjoyable, as were the freebie Jelly Babies which Joanne and I took advantage of.
You’ll all be pleased to know that both Joanne and I weren’t detained, despite her being on the naughty list and myself far from being on good behaviour and were unbelievably somehow released!
Footnote:- Noddy Holder is currently on tour and his next appearance will be at Shildon Athletics Track on Tuesday for the session – Cum On Feeeeel The Noize and girls grab the boyz on those intervals 👊
Paul